So here's just a few little awards I felt inspired to give out after searching through the pounds of fabric on this year's Grammy red carpet.
Most Likely to Make me Feel Dirty for Being Attracted to a Minor:
Call me Michael Jackson, but this tween pop-star, Miley Cyrus, looks hot. I think I'm going to go scrub myself.
Most Likely to Put the Women's Rights Movement Back a Few Years:
I'm slightly terrified that the media is going to embrace M.I.A.'s attempt at individuality as a well-earned fashion statement. Um, no. Yes, I know she's pregnant. But recall literally any picture of Angelina Jolie in the last five years, and you'll know pregnant does not equal an excuse to be frumpy.
The So-Trashy-I-Can't-Help-But-Love-It Award:
Okay, really Paris? We know she knows better. Girl totally showed up in this so she wouldn't have to change for her after parties!
I guess this shouldn't surprise anyone. What isn't wrong with Bai Ling?
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